Keeping up with the Jones

Out-killing the killers,
out-thrilling the thrillers,
out-drinking the drinkers
out-popping the pillers;

Out-loving the lovers,
out-hating the others,
out-waiting the waiters,
out-brothering the brothers.

Exhausted and bored,
gas pedal floored,
mess with the bull,
get yourself gored.
-par
9 2011